It’s the start of the season
Everything’s new
All teams have a chance
(Yes, Raiders do, too)

Preseason on Saturday
Pacific Northwest is the place
The Chargers will kick
The Seahawks outa their place

LT is back,
Merriman, too
Seattle will wonder
What they can do

In reality, folks
Winning don’t matter
Preseason is all
About getting better, not fatter

Sure, I’d like to start
Off on a good note,
But I’d go oh-and-four now
If it meant to get rid of that goat (the Super Bowl-less goat, that is)

And let’s keep our boys healthy,
It’s a long season after all,
And the Chargers will be playing
Into next Spring, not just this Fall